I can’t sleep but I’m so tired.
My bed feels like the biggest thing in the world and I feel like I’m the smallest.
I want a cuddle but there’s only one person I want one off and that’s not gonna happen anytime soon.
Are you fucking kidding me he’s also going to be in Guardians of the Galaxy
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
what’s your msn?