So, I thought I had better wack on some suncream being that Carlisle magically got hot. Thought it would be clever to spend 3 days at the river swimming, catching fish and being a general drunken mess. Although this was the most fun I’ve had in a long time, I am hating that the first time I ever wear suncream (i hate the feel of it) and I still manage to burn the shit out of my skin. This was taken two days ago and I can assure you all, the state of my back has only got worse. I have used two full bottles now of factor 30 and yet this is the state I got into despite that. I am not best amused. I have also fallen over and face planted the floor 3 times in the past two weeks. I think my wrist is probably shattered now. It hurts lots. It’s my pint pulling hand too. Oh dear. Christ what an essay!